Hiya, I'm Ally and sometimes I dance around my room in my underwear. I may have a slight obsession with lingerie, autumn, Brand New, flannel shirts and tea. Originally from Atlanta, currently residing in Germany but moving to Tampa (hopefully) next year. I'm generally a very pleasant person and love talking to all of you lovely people. If you ever need someone to talk to, my ask is always open.
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Well Jesus Christ, I'm not afraid to die.
I'm a little scared of what comes after.
one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when
how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time
this was and always will be TV gold
Ladies and gentlemen, I represent Nathan Young, world’s sassiest and funniest person ever.
i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college
damn the devil gives out free education on psychology??? i need that way more than i need shitty middle school education. sign me up.
you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.
(Source) for the fact in the picture